beyonslayed:

altonzm:

beyonslayed:

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

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enecoo:

friendshipismax:

enecoo:

I haven’t watched Naruto, but did he die at the end?

Nope. He becomes the Hokage like he always wanted to be and becomes a father. 

Then I will finish the job

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punkfaery:

punkfaery:

punkfaery:

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

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zanabism:

me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—

brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch

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neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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